SEX ED ROCKS!

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    Smosh and I Set My Friends on Fire combine forces to teach you the real truth about the birds and bees in this hardcore music video. Your no-no place will never be the same. Trust us.
    LYRICS:
    There comes a time in every man's life
    When he grows hair where it used to be bare
    I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
    You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
    Because periods suck and commas rule!
    This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!
    When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
    That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
    In Sex Ed (in Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read)
    Just forget what the others have said
    Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
    And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
    And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
    Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
    They have the ability to pee in your eye
    Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
    They have the ability to pee in your eye
    (OH MY GOD IT BURNS! )
    And did we mention
    The risk of getting STDs
    Not just gross hookers have it
    Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
    You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
    Well maybe you should watch more basketball
    Wait a second this is not about sports
    Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts
    When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
    That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
    In Sex Ed (in Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read)
    Just forget what the others have said
    Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
    Your body is growing
    You will get hairy
    Your puny voice will start to change
    And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
    Your pits will stink
    You will get zits on your face
    Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
    So listen to this song every day

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